I play bass. I also sing. It's really fun to play bass, and really fun to sing. I'm not the best at doing both at the same time but whatever. Oh yeah, I'm Chris,I used to be the oldest member of the band, and Mike's older brother, but not anymore. I was born July 2nd 1986, and I like my birthday. I started playing bass because I thought Guitar had too many strings, and I couldn't be bothered to learn lots of chords. Plus my friend played bass and I thought it was cool. I've never really had a cute nickname or anything, but I would like one if anyone can think of a good one.

I write most of the lyrics in this band. Most people will never understand my lyrics, and well that's alright, but they are what they are. And although most of our songs do deal with some kind of issue at the heart, It's really not important. I eat bagels more than any other food in the world, I could play music from when I wake up until I go to sleep, and my goal is to one day be the reason for someone learning to play an instrument or starting a band. That would mean more to me than fame or fortune, because the ability to express yourself through music is the best thing I could ever wish upon anyone. So thanks for listening, and keep rollin' rollin' rollin'... what?           

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Hey…man. Yeah so, my name's Mike Watts but some people call me Fruitcup. Well, not really but it would be pretty nice to be referred to as that. My birthday's February 19th 1989, and I'm the guitarist for Sexy Heroes In Transit. I grew up/am growing up in New Jersey and boy let me tell you, it's lovely. Lovely scenery and weather, it's just wonderful. I also play guitar for The Berkables which is pretty sweet, you should check us out.

Anyway, my biography. I've been known to come up with guitar riffs that make people want to jump in the air with glee because they're so happy and joyful. I started playing guitar in about 2004 and it is probably one of my wiser decisions, as apposed to sticking magnets up my nose.  Now on a serious note, playing with Sexy Heroes is by far my favorite thing to do. I've really dedicated my life to this band and am willing to do anything for it. I thoroughly enjoy every minute I play and I really love rainbows. I have to say, my bio is probably the most thoughtful and intriguing piece of work ever documented. Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west.                                            

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Hey guys, my name is Nick Everett and I'm from England!  I'm the newest and oldest member of Sexy Heroes and I enjoy a nice cold beer and magical creatures (i.e Centaurs, and ants).

 I used to attend anger management until I found happiness within Sexy Heroes.  I play guitar and sing and I can bake a delectable upside-down cake.  I can't read good, in fact I'm currently dictating everything in this bio to Mike and Chris.

 I used to live in South London (That's the good part by the way), so if you'd like to join me for tea and crumpets someday, bring me some money to purchase set items. Come out to a show sometime even though... I don't think you're ready for this jelly, cause my body's to bootylicious for you babe.

Hey Hey Hey champs and dames, this is fish master flex kicking it to ya for real. As you have probably all ready realized I'm the brains behind this operation, and the good looks. Percussion and love grooves are my specialty.

I can read and write. I, being a young male of the tender and impressionable age of 17, absolutely adore music. Punk rock, ska, German death metal, and the occasional polka are my passions in life and from this music that I've grown to love, I have found true peace and tranquility.

I enjoy the clever, witty, catchy tunes of Sexy Heroes, and I love getting together with my best buds and "rocking out loud" as you youngsters say. Beating my drum heads helps me to cope with my anger issues, but for the most part I'm a nice guy, and quite a lover of the ladies. So... if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.                                            

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