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Don't throw horseshoe
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Hopeless Addict |
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How Easy It Is |
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Ouagadougou |
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Postman |
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Sunsets |
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Charlie and the
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INTRO
Spoken:
Band talking unintelligible……..
Shhhhhhh…….
Guys!
What, what?
Quiet down the CD’s about to start……
I know silly……….
Music
Starts:
SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT….
SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT….
SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT….
SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT….
SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT….
SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT….
SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT….
SEXY HEROES IN TRANSIT….
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Don't throw horseshoe crab shells off
All Terrain Vehicles
There's
no reason to do it and you shouldn't even try
What's the point, do you really wanna die?
You hit the water when you're going 35
Like Reggie Perrin you had to take the dive
Cruising along on Portsmouth island
Something prehistoric caught his eye
Of course we had to turn around and figure out what it
was
Didn't know it'd change our lives
La La's
Pulled to the right and we hit the water
When we looked back it was too late
We went into a spiral and I don't know what became
Apparently its not all terrain
La La's
There's no reason to do it and you shouldn't even try
What's the point do you really wanna die
You hit the water when you're going 35
Like Reggie Perrin you had to take the dive
La La's
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Kinda emoish, but not really,
it just sorta sounds like it
Looking
down on me
Like I
was nothing
Treating
me like crap
They
walk all over me
Leaving
me with scars
That'll
never go away
Cause
I'm a
Tennis
Court
And I've
got feelings
Tennis
Court
It makes
me sad
Tennis
Court
You
don't deserve to have me and
It's not
fair
To treat
me bad
You can
only wear white soled shoes
Or else
you can't come on
And if
you're gonna roller blade
Well you
better take off the breaks
Because
the rubber rubs off
And
makes me feel dirty
Cause
I'm a
Tennis
Court
And I've
got feelings
Tennis
Court
It makes
me sad
Tennis
Court
You
don't deserve to have me and
It's not
fair
To treat
me bad
Monologue
Cause
I'm a
Tennis
Court
And I've
got feelings
Tennis
Court
It makes
me sad
Tennis
Court
You
don't deserve to have me and
It's not
fair
To treat
me bad
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Hopeless Addict
I went
to the store the other day
Asked
my best friend bob
To come
with me
I said
lets buy some cereal
He said
why not
I got
some time
What
exactly did you have in mind
I said
corn pops
He said
no way
Cause
Bob doesn't wanna be another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
And Bob
doesn't wanna see another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
Next thing I saw was Count
Chocula
I
thought that this would go down well
I said
how bout it,
And he
said no
He said
hey man
Your
such a dick
You
know that stuff makes me sick
And I'm
allergic to those marshmallows
Bob
doesn't wanna be another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
And Bob
doesn't wanna see another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
Bob
doesn't wanna be another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
And Bob
doesn't wanna see another guy like me
Hopelessly addicted to Corn Pops
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Track
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How Easy It Is
Turning
17 you come into yourself
You
start finding out that you need someone else
You'll
take anyone that even looks your way
That's
a thing that we call promiscuity
Going
to the movies or chilling at the mall
Watching cool kids making out in the main hall
When
you're one of them well everything is swell
When
you're not you're kind of in a living hell
Don't
need no reason
This
song shouldn't rhyme
When
you're faced with all the pressure
You'll
see how easy it is
Someone
tells you something but its a god damn lie
Try not
to believe it but then she starts to cry
Giving
in is giving up thats what they say
Just
wait another week and it will be okay
Don't
need no reason
This
song shouldn't rhyme
When
you're faced with all the pressure
You'll
see how easy it is
Don't
need no reason
This
song shouldn't rhyme
When
you're faced with all the pressure
You'll
see how easy it is
How
easy it is
You'll
see how easy it is
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Track
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Ouagadougou
Waking
up and staring at the ceiling
Every
day starts out the same
And I'm
getting sick and tired
Two
o'clock and nothings been accomplished
Got and
aching in my brain
And I
know I've gotta go
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
Play
Nintendo
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
Play
Nintendo
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
Play
Nintendo
Get a
job, well that's not very likely
I can't
be bothered to
And I'm
kinda preoccupied
My eyes
burn, from a long nights staring
And A
lack of sleep
Now
I've really gotta go
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
Play
Nintendo
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
Play
Nintendo
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
Play
Nintendo
Waking
up and staring at the ceiling
Every
day starts out the same
And I'm
getting sick and tired
Two
o'clock and nothings been accomplished
Got and
aching in my brain
And I
know I've gotta go
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
Play
Nintendo
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
Watch
movies on Io
Gotta
go, Gotta go, Gotta go,
Go play
Halo
Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta
go,
play
Nintendo
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Track
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Postman
Went
down to the kitchen to get myself a knife
It's
not to butter my bread, oh no it's for my wife
The
other day I saw her banging my neighbour Mitch
I don't
like my wife, 'cause she's a stupid bitch
Saw her
banging the postman
Saw her
doing the milkman too
Saw her
play with the gardeners nozzle
Then
she did the construction crew
Went to
the garden shed to get my pruning sheers
I don't
have a hedge problem I'm gonna cut off her ears
I've
seen her without me having way too much fun
When I get home tonight,
I'm not gonna say I love you hun
Saw her
banging Winnie the Pooh
Whilst
fondling Tigger too
She had
a threesome with Aladdin
And his
stupid monkey Abu
Saw her
banging the postman
Saw her
doing the milkman too
Saw her
play with the gardeners nozzle
Then
she did the construction crew
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Track
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Sunsets
I go
out, every night,
Looking
for a girl to treat me right
I take
em back, to my place,
To only
get a slap right in the face
I gotta
try, something new,
Say
baby this is just between me and you
And
you, mean so much to me,
So open
your eyes and see the
Sunsets
on my lake, Sunsets on my lake
Watching them all, Watching them all
Sunsets
on my lake, Sunsets on my lake
Watching them all, Watching them all
The sun
had set, the girl had gone,
And
finally nothing had gone wrong
She
liked the sun, and she liked me,
So
finally together we could see the
Sunsets
on my lake, Sunsets on my lake
Watching them all, Watching them all
Sunsets
on my lake, Sunsets on my lake
Watching them all, Watching them all
Sunsets
on my lake, Sunsets on my lake
Watching them all, Watching them all
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Track
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Charlie and The Garbage Factory
Charlie's got a chronic case of
Taking
his work home
Cleans
up garbage all day long
All the
while he moans
When
they hear his truck coming
The
young kids run and hide
This is
just another case of
The
fear that he's inspired
The
fear that he's inspired
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Soon
its gonna come back to him
Billy
called him old and fat
So
Charlie trashed his bike
He is
Bergen County's version
Of
Oliver's Bill Sykes
The
town is getting pretty sick
Of
Charlie's evil reign
Its
obvious this garbage man
Has
truly gone insane
Has
truly gone insane
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Soon
its gonna come back to him
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Charlie
is a man who treats us like garbage
Soon
its gonna come back to him
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Dew it |
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Geek Wad |
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Gender Bender |
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Kiss Me |
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Rock and Roll Ninja |
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What Are You Gonna
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Unwanted |
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About You |
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Track 10 |
Dew It
I can't
think, of anything,
That I
would rather spend my time with
It's
always, so refreshing,
To know
I've got a special friend right here
Like a
beacon, always there,
To pick
me up when I'm feeling down
He has
changed, Quite a few times,
Since
his birth in 1958
Not a
different dew, Just a new view,
Sitting
on the shelf of my grocery store
I love
you mountain Dew
I hope
that you do too
It's
always the same
Never
gonna change
Mountain Dew Is definitely the best
Stupid
rumours, going 'round
About
what yellow number 5 can do
I want
you to, rest assured
That
these rumours are completely untrue
They
invented, the big gulp,
To
allow you to take bigger sips
If you
asked my, second favorite,
I would
say Mountain Dew code red
And if
you're tired, don't drink a Red Bull
Go buy
yourself an Amp Energy Drink
I love
you mountain Dew
I hope
that you do too
It's
always the same
Never
gonna change
Mountain Dew Is definitely the best
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Track 11 |
Geek Wad
Walking
home alone from school
Staring
at the ground
He's
got these feelings deep inside
But
somehow he cant realize
That
he's a loser
Nobody
likes him
He's a
loser
Nobody
cares
He's a
loser
Nobody
likes him
He's a
loser
Nobody
cares
He gets
his homework done on time
And
always gets it right
The
teachers love him but the kids they do not
And he
gets beat up after school
Cause
he's a loser
Nobody
likes him
He's a
loser
Nobody
cares
He's a
loser
Nobody
likes him
He's a
loser
Nobody
cares
Nobody
likes him
Nobody
likes him at all
His
Mother (NO)
His
Father (NO)
His
Sister (NO, Hey Hey Hey)
His
Dog(NO)
His Cat
(NO)
His
Goldfish
Cause
he's a loser
Nobody
likes him
He's a
loser
Nobody
cares
He's a
loser
Nobody
likes him
He's a
loser
Nobody
cares
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Track 12 |
Gender Bender
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I don't
wanna shave my legs, the venus razor sucks
I don't
wanna play with dolls, wanna drive a pick-up truck
Can't
stand wearing make-up, it's a waste of time
If I
could get a wiener put on, well that would be just fine
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I just
wanna be a man, with a great big bushy beard
Watching football sunday nights, kicking back and
drinking beer
One day
I'll get married, and that'll be the life
Work
all day then every night, I'll come home and beat my
wife
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
I wanna
be a boy
'Cause
right now I'm a girl
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Kiss Me
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
I really wanna kiss you, I really wanna kiss you
I really wanna kiss you, I really wanna kiss you
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Wanna Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
Wanna Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
I wanna Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
I really wanna kiss you, I really wanna kiss you, yeah!
I really wanna kiss you, I wanna kiss you, I wanna kiss
you now.
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
Kiss me? I want to kiss you
You wanna kiss me? I really wanna kiss you
Well I...I really wanna kiss you, Oh, I really wanna
kiss you
Thats what I wanna do, I just wanna kiss you
Well we can if you want, lets just do this kiss.
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss Kiss Kissa Kiss Kissa kissa kiss kiss, I kiss on
the lips is what I need.
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you so badly
Kiss you, I wanna kiss you
I wanna kiss you, kiss kiss kiss
I really wanna kiss you, yeah yeah, you really wanna
kiss me I know
Yeah don't you get it? I really wanna kiss you, Yeah I
know
Thats just what I want
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kiss on the lips, Kiss on the lips
Kiss on the lips, thats what I need, I need to kiss you
cause you're my brother
Kiss You
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Rock and Roll Ninja
He was
born in a dojo
Down on
24th street
The son
of an asian man
Well he
was adopted
But
they still taught him karate
And a
little guitar
My name
Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll
kick your ass and play guitar
My name
Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not
your typical rock star
He saw
a flyer
For a
battle of the bands
He
signed up right away
He saw
this as a contest
To
utilize both his skills
so he
wrote this song to sing
My name
Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll
kick your ass and play guitar
My name
Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not
your typical rock star
He came
in last place
Because
he didn't know
You
shouldn't kill the other bands
So Rick
was arrested
And
sent to jail for life
But you
can always hear him sing
My name
Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
I'll
kick your ass and play guitar
My name
Is Rick I am a rock and roll ninja
Not
your typical rock star
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What Are You Gonna Do
When I
was young I'd wonder what I'm gonna do
I have
no talent, I can't even tie my shoe
I am a
waste of air a regular bum
But I
don't need no school I'm happy being dumb
What
are you gonna do?
What
are you gonna do?
What
are you gonna do?
What
are you gonna do?
With
your life
While
kids have dreams of being popular and rich
All I
will ever be is a stupid little bitch
got
nothing to my name besides just what you see
Guess
I'm just meant to live in mediocrity
What
are you gonna do?
What
are you gonna do?
What
are you gonna do?
What
are you gonna do?
With
your life
In case
you didn't know we really kinda suck
We like
to scream bad words like shit and...
I'm not
gonna say it
We're
kinda ugly so we'll never make it big
In fact
I doubt we'll ever get another gig so
What
are we gonna do?
What
are we gonna do?
What
are we gonna do?
What
are we gonna do?
What
are we gonna do?
What
are we gonna do?
What
are we gonna do?
What
are we gonna do?
Be in a
band
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Unwanted
I'm an
accident oh
I'm an
accident oh
I'm an
accident
Oh No
I'm an
accident oh
I'm an
accident oh
I'm an
accident
And I
don't care
When my
mother told me I was barely 10
Swore
that she would never have sex again
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